It’s the gross domestic product of New Zealand, enough for three Beijing Olympics and more than 2.5 times the investment fraud committed by Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff. It’s also, according to a Bloomberg report, what two Japanese men allegedly attempted to take from the U.S. to Switzerland in the form of bonds. They were carrying $134 billion worth of bonds at the bottom of their luggage.

I feel like this story should be in the “Weird, But True” section of the NY Post.